FILE 0001Open
Bought the top
- Time of death
- Four seconds after the green candle he chased.
- Last words
This is just the beginning.
Type W A S T E D anywhere on this page to get wasted. Esc respawns. Tap Get wasted below to see how it feels. Tap again to respawn.
wasted: $WASTED, a meme token on Solana
The most relatable screen in gaming is now a token on Solana. Everybody gets wasted eventually.
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Contract address drops at launch. Only trust this site and our X.
The brief
how it ends
You were doing fine. Then a car, a fall, a fight you should have walked away from. The game drops into slow motion, the colour drains out of the city, a black bar slides across the screen and one red word lands: wasted.
Millions of players have stared at that screen. The internet turned it into the punchline for every fail clip, every bad trade and every plan that went sideways. You have seen it under skateboard slams, cooking disasters and charts that only go down.
$WASTED puts that moment on Solana. It is a community meme token for everyone who has watched their portfolio slow down and turn grey, laughed, and pressed continue anyway.
No roadmap to the moon. Just a respawn button.
Case files from the trenches
cause of death
Every trader dies the same six ways. Open a file to close the case.
FILE 0002Open
Sold the bottom
- Time of death
- Two minutes before the reversal. Watched all of it.
- Last words
I'll buy back lower.
FILE 0003Open
100x leverage
- Time of death
- Liquidated on a 1% wick at 4:12 AM.
- Last words
What could go wrong?
FILE 0004Open
Signed the drainer
- Time of death
- One click on a "free airdrop" link in the replies.
- Last words
Approve all? Sure.
FILE 0005Open
Paper hands
- Time of death
- Took a 2x. Watched it go 50x from the sidelines.
- Last words
Nobody went broke taking profit.
FILE 0006Open
One more look
- Time of death
- 3:00 AM, phone brightness at 100%.
- Last words
I'll just check the chart.
0 of 6 cases closed
How to buy
mission
Objective
Get $WASTED into your wallet without getting wasted on the way.
Mission text uses the colours you already know from the game.
- Blue is who you work with
- Yellow is where you go
- Green is what you need
- Red is what gets you killed
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Gear up
Install Phantom or Solflare and write your seed phrase down on paper. Nobody legitimate will ever ask for it. Anyone who does is the enemy.
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Load up
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra SOL for network fees.
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Get to the spot
Go to Jupiter or Raydium and paste the contract address from this site. Copy the address from the top of this page or our pinned X post. Fake tickers are hostile.
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Do the job
Swap SOL for $WASTED, confirm in your wallet, and hold. Set a sensible slippage and check the amount before you sign.
Meme maker
wasted-ify
Drop in any picture: a chart, a friend mid-fall, your portfolio. It comes back grey, slowed down, and wasted. Your image never leaves your browser.
You can also drag an image onto the preview or paste one. If the download does nothing, right-click or long-press the preview to save it.